9 definition by Dodongo56

person 1: my parents got divorced

person 2: FYL

Person 1: You are so full of bull ass
Person 2: What a load of bull ass

person 1: dude why didn't you show up to the hockey game last night? you told us to buy your tickets!

person 2: oh my bad man, did nashville win?

person 1: cts, just tell me why you weren't there.

Person 1: Hey, that looks like Morgan Freeman!

Person 2: Because hes black?
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Person 1: Wow, slam dunk. like mike.

Person 2: Because he's black?

After i got done pissing, i shook a little. I called it the toilet dance

Person 1: Whoa did you see that giant dog?

Person 2: Yeah its a fricken mastodog.

Shit Shat works best with baby ruth, butterfingers, and twix