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shit-hound

Term of endearment for a favorite dog, generally one that has no obvious redeeming qualities ie: hunting, guard dog, etc.
Don't bother rinsing the dishes, just let the shit-hound lick them off.
by Darryl Stone December 27, 2007
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Houdini shit

The actual definition of a Houdini shit is a turd that contains enough negative buoyancy to drop to the bottom of the toilet and glide it's way down far enough into the toilet's exit portal that it appears to have mysteriously disappeared or make you question whether or not you even crapped to begin with. It often times shares the characteristics of a Jesus Shit, which is the term used for turds that leave no residue on the anus.
Boy, today's Ziggy cartoon was pretty funny. Oh well...I'm done wiping so I guess it's time to stand up, flush and get back to wor- OH MY GOD! HOUDINI SHIT!
by Aquahutch November 1, 2006
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Houdini Shit

The act of taking a shit, and not having to wipe due to the turd not leaving a mess on the outside of your asshole.
Dude, good thing my shit was a Houdini Shit, there wasnt any motherfuckin TP in the bathroom.
by TJK October 5, 2004
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Houdini Shit

When you take a shit and know something came out but you look in the toilet and nothing is there
by case37 April 30, 2011
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houdini shit

(doors slams by itself)

Man: O hell no dats some houdini shit
by adrian kilpat. July 5, 2009
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buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
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Shithound

A person who enjoys sniffing their own crap when they are on the bowl.
The other day Rudi was telling me how bad the bathroom smelled after he finished talking a dump. I noticed that he really likes to smell his own crap. He must be a shithound.
by MattyG82 June 4, 2009
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