shit-hound
Term of endearment for a favorite dog, generally one that has no obvious redeeming qualities ie: hunting, guard dog, etc.
shit-hound by Darryl Stone December 27, 2007
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Houdini shit
The actual definition of a Houdini shit is a turd that contains enough negative buoyancy to drop to the bottom of the toilet and glide it's way down far enough into the toilet's exit portal that it appears to have mysteriously disappeared or make you question whether or not you even crapped to begin with. It often times shares the characteristics of a Jesus Shit, which is the term used for turds that leave no residue on the anus.
Boy, today's Ziggy cartoon was pretty funny. Oh well...I'm done wiping so I guess it's time to stand up, flush and get back to wor- OH MY GOD! HOUDINI SHIT!
Houdini shit by Aquahutch November 1, 2006
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Houdini Shit
The act of taking a shit, and not having to wipe due to the turd not leaving a mess on the outside of your asshole.
Houdini Shit by TJK October 5, 2004
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Houdini Shit by case37 April 30, 2011
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houdini shit by adrian kilpat. July 5, 2009
Houdini Shit
When you shit so smoothly that the turd(s) carry enough momentum to go up and over the bend in the exit pipe of the porcelain throne, disappearing the evidence of your crimes.
One half of the double-miracle Jesus Shit.
One half of the double-miracle Jesus Shit.
I couldn't believe my eyes! I must have Houdini shit (shat), because when I looked between my legs, there was NOTHING in the bowl. I looked behind the toilet... nothing!
Houdini Shit by JesuJoyofMansDesiring September 11, 2026
buy me honda, I love you no shit
Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
buy me honda, I love you no shit by wheaty June 20, 2005
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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