TJK's definitions

Houdini Shit

The act of taking a shit, and not having to wipe due to the turd not leaving a mess on the outside of your asshole.

Dude, good thing my shit was a Houdini Shit, there wasnt any motherfuckin TP in the bathroom.

by TJK October 5, 2004

pile driver

When Jonica is bent over while her man straddles her from behind in the "squatting" position

by TJK September 10, 2003

Bouzouki

A greek musical instrument

Ted shoved a bouzouki up Scott's ass after the insults would not stop.

by TJK September 18, 2003

squarning

To roll a joint and smoke it

Hey tom are you squarning??

by Tjk July 12, 2017