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Shit you not

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Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.
"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

Shit you not

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A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!

I shit you not 

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Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!
I shit you not by vejtics May 4, 2019

I shit you not 

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The expression means I am being honest.
john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

I Shit You Not 

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When some one tells the truth about something usually unbeleivable.
guy 1 - i just laid your mom

guy 2 - wtf!! seriously?

guy 1 - i shit you not my friend...
I Shit You Not by Zael Yagami April 29, 2009

I shit you not 

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A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.
You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!

Them: I shit you not! It's a state!

You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.

Them: You're shitting me.

You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.
I shit you not by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
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