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shit you not by aiken October 21, 2002
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Shit you not
Shit you not by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017
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shit you not • I shit you not • I shit you not one cent • think you the shit bitch you not even the fart • you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit • I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED • If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit • shit you • shit you get for crap these days • shit you up
Shit you not
A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!
Shit you not by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017
I shit you not
Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!
I shit you not by vejtics May 4, 2019
I shit you not
I shit you not by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005
I Shit You Not
I Shit You Not by Zael Yagami April 29, 2009
I shit you not
A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.
You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!
Them: I shit you not! It's a state!
You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.
Them: You're shitting me.
You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.
Them: I shit you not! It's a state!
You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.
Them: You're shitting me.
You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.
I shit you not by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
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