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shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.
Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

shit you not

A reply to shit too affirming the truth in one's challenged statement.
shit you not by aiken October 21, 2002

shit you up

to steal money from work, friends and family to support your drug problem, and then kill your family if you're close to getting caught as a diversionary tactic
"I shit you up, said Alec Murdaugh after grabbing paper towels to dry his tears, after admitting stealing money. I shit a lot of people up."
shit you up by Lady Virgo February 9, 2023

Shit you not

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.
"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

Shit you not

A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!
That's exactly how it happened, I shit you not!!
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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