shit swirl 

Another term for a chocolate swirly, when someone (often a jock) dunks a victim's face into a toilet full of shit, holds their head down, and flushes. Often paired with an intense wedgie.

Noah just gave that nerdy kid Dylan a shit swirl and now he's in a hanging wedgie on the stall door with shit smeared all over his face!

Hey nerd, it's shit swirl time!

shit swirl by yikestbh July 12, 2017

Oh shit Shirlock 

A turn on the original phrase "No shit, Shirlock" used to emphasise that, after carful investigation, shit has indeed been found.
First use by Ms Kruger

Matt " what is that aweful smell, something is definitely wrong here"
Jeanine " I don't know, let me look around a bit. Oh shit Shirlock!"

Oh shit Shirlock by TREE(3) December 10, 2017

Shit swirler 

This is a game, where you shit in a balloon and dip it in piss while yelling Weiner while Yeeting the shit filled balloon at a stranger

Hey teacher, Shit swirler!

Shit swirler by DavidFlysBoeing99 February 19, 2022

shitswizler 

When someone spits more shit than someone who ate an elephant laxitive

Oh he’s such a shitswizler

shitswizler by The shitswizler69 November 10, 2021