shit swirl

Another term for a chocolate swirly, when someone (often a jock) dunks a victim's face into a toilet full of shit, holds their head down, and flushes. Often paired with an intense wedgie.

Noah just gave that nerdy kid Dylan a shit swirl and now he's in a hanging wedgie on the stall door with shit smeared all over his face!

Hey nerd, it's shit swirl time!

shit swirl by yikestbh July 12, 2017

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Oh shit Shirlock

A turn on the original phrase "No shit, Shirlock" used to emphasise that, after carful investigation, shit has indeed been found.
First use by Ms Kruger

Matt " what is that aweful smell, something is definitely wrong here"
Jeanine " I don't know, let me look around a bit. Oh shit Shirlock!"

Oh shit Shirlock by TREE(3) December 10, 2017

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Related Words

shit swirl • Shit swirler • Oh shit Shirlock • shitswizler • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced

Shit swirler

This is a game, where you shit in a balloon and dip it in piss while yelling Weiner while Yeeting the shit filled balloon at a stranger

Hey teacher, Shit swirler!

Shit swirler by DavidFlysBoeing99 February 19, 2022

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shitswizler

When someone spits more shit than someone who ate an elephant laxitive

Oh he’s such a shitswizler

shitswizler by The shitswizler69 November 10, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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