Another term for a chocolate swirly, when someone (often a jock) dunks a victim's face into a toilet full of shit, holds their head down, and flushes. Often paired with an intense wedgie.
Noah just gave that nerdy kid Dylan a shit swirl and now he's in a hanging wedgie on the stall door with shit smeared all over his face!
Hey nerd, it's shit swirl time!
Hey nerd, it's shit swirl time!
by yikestbh July 12, 2017
Get the shit swirl mug.One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
Get the nuclear swirlie mug.When a bully, or often a group of bullies, give a nerd successive swirlies (forcing his head into a toilet bowl and flushing) as a line of people - either the bullies themselves, or anyone who comes in and needs to go - come through to use a toilet. For example, if a group of high school jocks want to torture a nerd, they ferry him off to the boys' bathroom at the start of lunch period and give him a swirlie after each time someone uses the toilet until lunch is over, threatening to give the bathroom-goers swirlies of their own should they go against the bullies' orders to leave the toilet unflushed.
I just saw John getting a swirlie train from a bunch of the lacrosse bros. I went in the boys' bathroom and they were giving him wedgies and stuff; when they saw me come in they told me to do my business and not to flush or they'd give me a swirlie. As soon as I was done they carried John into the stall and dunked him face-first into my shit. I couldn't bear to watch but just hearing him scream as the toilet flushed was so sickening. I think they're still there, he's probably gotten at least 20 chunky swirlies by now cause all the sadistic jocks have heard about it and are going to that bathroom on purpose. Poor John.
by yikestbh March 20, 2018
Get the swirlie train mug.A swirlie wherein the toilet is flushed multiple times with the victim's head remaining in the bowl from flush to flush. Could be rapid-fire flushes or just a couple long full flushes. High risk of drowning the victim if it goes on too long since a person can only hold their breath for so long. If the toilet has poop in it at the start, it can be called a "super chocolate swirly." The victim's face can be pressed against the bottom of the bowl to prevent the poop from flushing away on the first flush, making for a nastier super swirlie.
Yo bro, I just gave that loser Evan a chocolate super swirlie! I flushed him like 6 times in a row and his face had shit smeared all over it, soI gave him a hanging wedgie on the stall and left him there! You should go find him and flush him some more; give him a good royal swirlie to really show him who's boss.
Those jocks Max and Jake gave me a super swirlie last period. I thought they were never gonna let my head out of the toilet bowl, it was awful.
Those jocks Max and Jake gave me a super swirlie last period. I thought they were never gonna let my head out of the toilet bowl, it was awful.
by yikestbh June 08, 2016
Get the super swirlie mug.An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
Get the atomic swirlie mug.A variation on the swirlie where, rather than shove the victim's head into the toilet, the victim's bare butt is dunked into the bowl while the toilet flushes. Not as gross as a normal swirlie, but creates a weird and uncomfortable sensation. Often given as a way of taking a big wedgie to the next level.
I was just in gym class and those asshole jocks Luke and Pete gave me an atomic wedgie and a butt swirlie in the locker room after they beat me in dodgeball. As soon as they got my underwear over my head, they pulled my pants down and dunked my whole butt in the toilet and flushed. And they said if they win again tomorrow, they'll give me another, plus they'll flush my face too. This year is gonna suck!
by yikestbh May 14, 2018
Get the butt swirlie mug.An extreme form of bullying where jocks shove a nerdy victim's face up another jock's butt and that jock poops on the nerd's face. Often given with a wedgie & swirlie since it has similarities to those.
If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.
Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.
If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.
Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.
Ryan: Yo dude, that nerd Dylan keeps looking at me funny, let's give him a royal buttshover in gym today. You with me?
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
by yikestbh August 21, 2017
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