shit shelf 

the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one shits. the shit is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe.

"Do they have a toilet in that restaurant?"
"Yeah, but it's got a shit-shelf"
"Oh, fuck it! Let's go shit at McDonalds"

shit shelf by Ralph Fitz April 2, 2004

shit-shelf Margarita 

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.

Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!

shit-shelf Margarita by YAWA December 22, 2019

Top Shelf Shit

A person that truly believes that they are above all others, but their usually just lonely, poor individuals.

Look at this guy, waltzing around the place like he's "Top Shelf Shit".

Top Shelf Shit by TheKingOfKings. March 25, 2012

shit selfie 

The act of taking a picture of yourself while taking a dump.

"Hey baby, hold my toilet paper while I take a shit selfie!"

shit selfie by Screwychick69 February 5, 2015

shit self 

silly little cat meme used to annoy people, doodoo pants

hey noah
what
shit self

noooooooooooooo

shit self by dungdigest September 17, 2023

Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie

Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.

Shit Parking Selfie by RamonaX June 27, 2014

S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

Very emotional and may lead to severe depression caused by the deep feelings produced by this saying

he hit her=she shit herself S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

S(he) S(hit) (Her)self by bigdaddynat April 21, 2019