Walking by the Monkey cage in the Bronx Zoo and seeing piles of Monkey Poop covered with Flies, the head fly commanding orders to the Posse to get into some Shit.
Carrying smallplastic bags with you when you have to walk your dog, IE: " If your Dog can Poop it, You must scoop it ! "
When a nasty neighbor continually looks out their window checking if your Dog is Shitting on their lawn.
You get your ass out their and walk that Dog, Aha Mom I, ain't got time for for the Shit Posse, you wait till your Father gets home !
A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.
Dennis: What the fuck?
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.
A prisongang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.
A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.
Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.
Why does this image of a possum with a gun say "triangle"?
You wouldn't get it. It's just a shitpost.
1. (noun) any content on the internet whose humor derives from its surreal nature and/or its lack of clear context. Differs from a meme: whereas a meme's humor comes from its repeatability, a shitpost is funny simply because it isn't a predictable repetition of an existing form. Shitposts can become memes, but memes cannot become shitposts.
2. (verb) to create such a post