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shit posts by Isaac tandoh August 5, 2022
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Shit Posse
Walking by the Monkey cage in the Bronx Zoo and seeing piles of Monkey Poop covered with Flies, the head fly commanding orders to the Posse to get into some Shit.
Carrying small plastic bags with you when you have to walk your dog, IE: " If your Dog can Poop it, You must scoop it ! "
When a nasty neighbor continually looks out their window checking if your Dog is Shitting on their lawn.
Carrying small plastic bags with you when you have to walk your dog, IE: " If your Dog can Poop it, You must scoop it ! "
When a nasty neighbor continually looks out their window checking if your Dog is Shitting on their lawn.
You get your ass out their and walk that Dog, Aha Mom I, ain't got time for for the Shit Posse, you wait till your Father gets home !
Shit Posse by RocketRanger July 22, 2010
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Possessed Shit
A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.
Dennis: What the fuck?
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.
Possessed Shit by Ryan.. May 29, 2007
Shit Pussy Posse
A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.
Shit Pussy Posse by Gaysofthunder69 June 30, 2019
Shitpost
A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.
Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.
Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.
Shitpost
1. (noun) any content on the internet whose humor derives from its surreal nature and/or its lack of clear context. Differs from a meme: whereas a meme's humor comes from its repeatability, a shitpost is funny simply because it isn't a predictable repetition of an existing form. Shitposts can become memes, but memes cannot become shitposts.
2. (verb) to create such a post
A person who shitposts is known as a shitposter
2. (verb) to create such a post
A person who shitposts is known as a shitposter
shitpost
This guy loves to shitpost all over the forums. Look at this crap:
TrevorReznick> my posts are only 5.22% of the total posts on this forum
TrevorReznick> my posts are only 5.22% of the total posts on this forum
shitpost by jarrynkell July 23, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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