shit faxed

a state of intoxiacation, where both verbal and mechanical skills are impaired but not limited to speech, typing and spelling.

rob: hey come down to the bar.
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...

shit faxed by Orbit, Chunkz, Crazy Legs January 13, 2010

shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.

"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"

shit-faced by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004

shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

shit-faced by Fucking ass's already using my name September 17, 2005

Shit Faced Cock Master 

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.

"Terrance, you are such a shit faced cock master"

Shit Faced Cock Master by Jägermeister February 19, 2004

shit faced 

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin

he was too shit faced to remember the whole fight

shit faced by katie bahr February 3, 2003

shit-faced

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.

John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into

shit-faced by Drunken Joe October 3, 2006

Shit Faced Cock Juggler 

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

Shit Faced Cock Juggler by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008