shit dagger 

a sharp, pointed piece of fecal matter that can be frozen, then used to dig a shallow hole before it thaws out.

I really need to clean out my fridge because my freezer is full of shit daggers.

shit dagger by Jasestick November 9, 2011

cloak and dagger shit 

Pretending to be someone's friend to get close enough to place your dagger between their ribs, pretending not to be fighting with them.

Cloak and dagger shit makes a lot of people pretenders/pretentious.

cloak and dagger shit by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Shit daggers 

The feeling you get when you are holding in a poo for too long.

Can you cover the counter, I've had the Shit daggers for the last twenty minutes!

Shit daggers by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

Shit Digger 

somone who has no friends and keeps looking for them even if it means looking through shit.

"Hey Guys , Look at the shit digger!"

Shit Digger by Harry Bee January 15, 2009

Shit Digger 

The opposite of a gold digger, someone with an affinity for people of low economic and social status.

''Is Carol still going out with that convict?''
''Sure is, that girl's a Shit Digger if I've ever met one''.

Shit Digger by Truckin Memer March 30, 2020

Shit Digger 

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.

Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.

Shit Digger by Lordkickass June 29, 2024

Danger Shit 

The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds

I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great

Danger Shit by KingGimp January 3, 2009