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dangershit 

Similar to the legendary dangerwank, taking a dangershit involves calling to another occupant of the residence, and then attempting to take a shit somewhere in the house.

The subject succeeds if he/she manages to pretend that he/she has no knowledge of the shit in question, skillful acting is often needed.
Tom: Dude, earlier i took a dangershit in the kitchen and called Lisa.
Matt: Why the fuck did you do that?
Tom: It's funny, I pulled out my Marlon Brando acting skills and blamed it on the dog.
Matt: You're one fucked up nigger.
Tom: Be right back, gonna take a shit in Poppy's bed.
dangershit by Harold Shitman December 13, 2007

dangerosity 

Her life was at stake due to the high dangerosity.
dangerosity by XxRandomxX November 20, 2011

DangerKittyFashions.com 

The wildly popular internet site for the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, NAUGHTIEST Fashions & styles in the UNIVERSE!
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Danger Shit 

The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds
I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great
Danger Shit by KingGimp January 3, 2009

Danger Shit 

Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.
"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."
Danger Shit by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011

Dankeshite 

A phrase that portrays your disappoint with the outcome of a desired situation. A sarcastic retort of your displeasure. A statement delivered with a distinct tone, and rapid in response.
Dankeshite Tom, ya really helped my out there ya prick!!!

John: I wanted to,get you a signed copy of the latest Barry Manilow CD...

Steve: Dankeshite John, with friends like you suicide is easier
Dankeshite by Bobby chops October 16, 2009

DangerKitty 

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!
"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"
"Definitely a DangerKittyFashions.com shopper!"
DangerKitty by Raybone February 27, 2009
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