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dangershit

Similar to the legendary dangerwank, taking a dangershit involves calling to another occupant of the residence, and then attempting to take a shit somewhere in the house.

The subject succeeds if he/she manages to pretend that he/she has no knowledge of the shit in question, skillful acting is often needed.
Tom: Dude, earlier i took a dangershit in the kitchen and called Lisa.
Matt: Why the fuck did you do that?
Tom: It's funny, I pulled out my Marlon Brando acting skills and blamed it on the dog.
Matt: You're one fucked up nigger.
Tom: Be right back, gonna take a shit in Poppy's bed.
by Harold Shitman December 13, 2007
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dangerosity

Her life was at stake due to the high dangerosity.
by XxRandomxX November 20, 2011
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DangerKittyFashions.com

The wildly popular internet site for the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, NAUGHTIEST Fashions & styles in the UNIVERSE!
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Danger Shit

The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds
I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great
by KingGimp January 3, 2009
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Danger Shit

Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.
"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."
by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011
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Dankeshite

A phrase that portrays your disappoint with the outcome of a desired situation. A sarcastic retort of your displeasure. A statement delivered with a distinct tone, and rapid in response.
Dankeshite Tom, ya really helped my out there ya prick!!!

John: I wanted to,get you a signed copy of the latest Barry Manilow CD...

Steve: Dankeshite John, with friends like you suicide is easier
by Bobby chops October 16, 2009
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DangerKitty

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!
"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"
"Definitely a DangerKittyFashions.com shopper!"
by Raybone February 27, 2009
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