Shit daggers

The feeling you get when you are holding in a poo for too long.

Can you cover the counter, I've had the Shit daggers for the last twenty minutes!

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

whittling doughnuts

The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.

These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

Crotch goblin

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

Bumming

A modern noun that is used to explain a task that one thinks absolutely needs to be done, yet everyone else knows that is does not.

So darling, are you going to be bumming your parents today or can you give it a miss for a change?

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

Bungle

A slang term for the process of passing Feces.

Will you look after the kids love, I'm taking the dog for a bungle.

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021