shit bread

The bread you buy from CVS

Man, I tried to make a sandwich, but all I had was shit bread.

by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012

your shit is my bread

signage on the plumbing van i realy saw

your shit is my bread!!!

by MadDogVlad November 7, 2006

It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me

A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"

Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.

Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012

shit beads

Similar to dingleberry, shit beads are toilet paper and feces stuck together that hang or fall off from the anus.

Look at those shit beads that came out of my ass and fell on the floor!

by Francis Gaus December 21, 2004

shit canned brad

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

brad shit

A good looking actor that only appears in bad tv shows and movies.

If Alfie Allen was better looking he would be a proper Brad Shit.

by da bee dee em January 10, 2016

From Brad Pitt to Brad Shit

When someone goes from «Brad Pitt to Brad Shit». Falling dramaticly down the social hierchy. Losing your job, wife, or getting in trouble when your on your all time high either socially or in an economic sense.

Dude did you hear that Kevin Hart won’t host the Oscars after all? “Yeah, he just went from Brad Pitt to Brad Shit. Poor guy.”

by Alexthedictionary February 4, 2019