squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.
Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.
by shitbreadmaster February 23, 2012
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shit bread

The bread you buy from CVS
Man, I tried to make a sandwich, but all I had was shit bread.
by shitbreadmaster February 23, 2012
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