shirtaphobia

A mental disorder in which individuals have a fear of normal fitting shirts

This person bought a medium shirt when they obviously need an extra large, they must have a case of shirtaphobia.

by kneelingswing October 3, 2018

Shitophobia

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways

Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.

by phobosorino September 24, 2017

Sharmaphobia

The fear of Sharma.

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.

by noone nobody February 13, 2009

shitaphobia

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

shitphobia

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.

"My shitphobia really gets going when I see pubic hairs on a public toilet.

by LeonC December 15, 2002

shartophobia

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009