shirt cock

when a dude gets nervous around a girl and tries to be cool. then nervously tugs his shirt. (chick chick)

man did u totally see him shirt cock as soon as she came in the room?

shirt cock by dudeman99 January 24, 2011

shirt cock sword fighting 

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

shirt cock sword fighting by Snifner October 9, 2006

Cock and balls shirt 

A T shirt with a cock and a pair of balls printed on it.

Look at John's cock and balls shirt.

Cock and balls shirt by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

shirt cocking

the act of wearing only a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones cock

When I went to burning man, I noticed a lot of people from the Meghan's Law website shirt cocking around me.

shirt cocking by Mr. Liquor Face October 15, 2010

Fuck Shit Cock Ass Titti Boner Bitch Muff Pussy Cock Butthole Barbra Streisand 

thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk

Fuck Shit Cock Ass Titti Boner Bitch Muff Pussy Cock Butthole Barbra Streisand by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

shirt cocker 

a guy at the Burning Man Festival who walks around with a shirt on and no pants, with genitalia exposed.

Dude, either put some pants on, or take your shirt off, you god-damned shirt cocker!

shirt cocker by chickenbacon October 11, 2007

fucking shit cock 

1. Often said when there is nothing better to say
2. Used to express feelings of Anger, Bitterness, Total excitement, awesomeness, loneliness, sickness, and acts of violent aggression
3. Sean's motto

1. "Fucking shit cock! where the hell are my shoes?"
2. "Dude the Cubs lost again! Fucking shit cock! I knew they would."
3. "How are you feeling today, Sean?" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
4. "Billy wants to go to Grinell" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
5. "Fucking shit cock, I am lonely"
6. "Fucking shit cock"

fucking shit cock by sean mennecke December 11, 2007