shipreack 

when to take something to get fixed and it comes back more fucked up than ever

that brandon dude shipreacked my xbox

shipreack by white elvis March 18, 2011

shipwreck 

After a large deuce is dropped and flushed, a remaining submerged turd that is left sticking up towards your ass.

I just dropped a shipwreck. Feeling much better now.

shipwreck by sciflyer.25 August 28, 2014

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

Shitracket by hitman61live December 14, 2012

Shipwreck Casual

A cross between a ship-wreck refuge and this fall's Brooks Brothers catalog.

After six espresso martini's, he was looking quite shipwreck casual.

Shipwreck Casual by Ura Valanche December 20, 2011

pineapple shipwreck

When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.

A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.

Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.

pineapple shipwreck by Pineapples & Coconuts April 19, 2011

Shipwreck 

The opposite of shipmate. A crew member who is an all round liability and as competent as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

Tim: "Alright John, did you do as i asked?"
John: "I forgot"
Tim: "Okay shipwreck I ll get someone else to do it"

Shipwreck by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010

pirate shipwreck 

Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.

Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.

pirate shipwreck by Scumbag 2 April 28, 2006