1. redneck term for 'apparatus'. 2. technical term for a throwaway shellscript or quick tool.
Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.
1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.
Texas Slang for asshole, dumbass, dickhead, schmuk, or fucknutt. A socially acceptable way of telling your buddy or non-buddy that he or she is of feral ancestry.
It is also another name for a Ladyfish (Saltwater species considered to be a trash fish)
How's it going ya ol' skipjack!
or
Those fricken Skipjacks are chapping my ass!
Sometimes it is also shortened to Skippy.
ie... What's up Skippy? or Get a hold of your self there skippy.