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shitjack 

1. redneck term for 'apparatus'. 2. technical term for a throwaway shell script or quick tool.
Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.
shitjack by JSbig June 25, 2015

shitjacket 

Anything associated with severe pain, agony, or ruin.
1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.
shitjacket by theshitshow January 2, 2007

shitjack 

a toilet usually in prison or jail
move dude i gotta get to the shitjack before i shit on myself
shitjack by james37601 January 2, 2009

skipjacktoona 

Adj. A disease that is bad. A disease/virus brought on through engaging in rapid and sexual intercourse with large bull weevils and pie.
Suffering from skipjacktoona, Johnny B collapsed and died a gleeful death.
skipjacktoona by Slimey September 8, 2003

Skipjack 

Texas Slang for asshole, dumbass, dickhead, schmuk, or fucknutt. A socially acceptable way of telling your buddy or non-buddy that he or she is of feral ancestry.

It is also another name for a Ladyfish (Saltwater species considered to be a trash fish)
How's it going ya ol' skipjack!
or
Those fricken Skipjacks are chapping my ass!

Sometimes it is also shortened to Skippy.
ie... What's up Skippy? or Get a hold of your self there skippy.
Skipjack by smoksigns September 9, 2004

Skipjack 

big ole' tuna.
Holy cow! That skipjack must weigh more than your mom, Adam!
Skipjack by Yung Goodie October 28, 2015
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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