Shipwreck

The opposite of shipmate. A crew member who is an all round liability and as competent as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

Tim: "Alright John, did you do as i asked?"
John: "I forgot"
Tim: "Okay shipwreck I ll get someone else to do it"

by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010

Shipwreck

When you take a dump so big, the shit comes out the of the water and smacks you in the back of the nuts, leaveing a nice big brown spot.

After all you can eat chili night, I had a shipwreck the size of the titanic

by o FeaR VeNoM o June 14, 2009

Shipwreck

dank marijuana strain
100% sativa

hey man wanna smoke this Shipwreck?

by drdellorama November 1, 2008

Shipwreck

A state of body (see example)

I woke up in the morning like a shipwreck, Broken mast and dead seaman everywhere

by Ruglas September 22, 2004

Shipwreck

A woman that looks good from the neck down, but could sink a ship from the neck up.

That woman has a nice body from the back, but when she turned around.....BANG! Shipwreck!

by CAdams March 8, 2005

Shipwreck

a huge amount of semen all over the other person.

"Dude, I totally shipwrecked that bitches face!"

by Andrew Font. June 19, 2008

Shipwreck

A turd that is so large that part of it is exposed out of the water

After eating the porterhouse, I had a shipwreck turd

by Club 333 February 24, 2005