Shimon

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That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.

Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.

Shimon by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019

Words you can keep

Shimon

Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.

Ex:

Jack: Wow did u see that catch last night?

Matt: Yeah, it was Shimon.

Shimon by Insane OBJ February 23, 2017

Related Words

Shimon • shimong • Shimono • Shimona • shimonah • shimonaway • Shimonek • Shimoneta Style • shimongi • Shimongoo

Andrew shimon

Andrew shimon is the most sexy person to ever walk the earth. He has the biggest cock in the world. ALL HAIL KING ANDREW

Person 1: man who’s that sexy guy

Person 2: THATS BIG DADDY ANDREW SHIMON 🥵🥵

Andrew shimon by 45325353543645 October 5, 2022

Yoram Shimon

small town big mayor

yoram shimon, hechanti lecha kneidalach

that dude is a true yoram shimon

damn i love that yoram shimon

Yoram Shimon by Yoram Shimon August 30, 2023

what is a shimon

Is the term used for the upcoming documentary coming in late April 2025

I can't wait for the what is a shimon documentary

what is a shimon by Logicandfacts January 22, 2024

Akito shinonome

Akito shinonome is a homosexual who's a part of a group called Vivid Bad Squad. Akito Shinonome is gay for this PRETTY person named Toya Aoyagi, Toya Aoyagi is Akito shinonomes "buddy" but he's just too shy to call him his boyfriend.

teacher: what's a homos-
student: akito shinonome

Akito shinonome by akitoyacanon September 24, 2022

Shion Sonozaki

Best girl and true savior of the yandere game, probably has a man cock tho :(. Still better than lolYuno :)

Shion Sonozaki is better than Yuno :)

Shion Sonozaki by Squilliam the Destroyer October 16, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026