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Shimonek 

Godlike alpha male creature with biggest cock, that travels trough space and time and can impregnate ur mom just by its own existence. Shimonek releases mega hot scent with orgasm triggering effect and has power of defeating Thanos and 100% Shaggy combined effortlessly. He is the smartest being in the entire universe and owns most profitable companies including ur daddy's asshole.
Worship Shimonek or he fuk u up bitch.
Shimonek's cock is a weapon of mass destruction.
Is Shimonek real? I have never seen him going out, but i can feel his dick in my mouth.
Shimonek is so hot i cum everytime.
Shimonek by Tagliatele con polo November 27, 2021
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Shioneka is one fine ass bitch
shioneka by Rowme September 5, 2021

Šimonek Komínek 

A person by the name of Mr. Pro, sídlící in the Lanžhot discord server.
Šimonek komínek: Skutečné orgie roku 2020 ve sprchách v Quailand Velké tvrdé pulzující kohouty, kteří chtějí být vysáti Děsivý sex v Quailand Floppy Cocks létající všude a Monster Cocks Ničení kundiček a prdel Orgie
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Šimonek Komínek by Kristimila February 19, 2022

Shimoneta Style

The act of wearing panties on head. (Crotch over nose. Back of head uncovered)
My friend beat me after she saw me wear her panties Shimoneta Style.
Shimoneta Style by Bag Mann March 26, 2021

shimonkee 

A creature most commonly used for communication between growths. A shimonkee sends love and positive energy, they can also watch over someone or can be an omen to warn of good or bad to come. Most prevalent when bethanna storner is in the transition stage one-half.
The shimonkees are coming to help us find money to buy ice cream, yippee!
shimonkee by nutmegfreak11 May 22, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026