Shimonek

Godlike alpha male creature with biggest cock, that travels trough space and time and can impregnate ur mom just by its own existence. Shimonek releases mega hot scent with orgasm triggering effect and has power of defeating Thanos and 100% Shaggy combined effortlessly. He is the smartest being in the entire universe and owns most profitable companies including ur daddy's asshole.

Worship Shimonek or he fuk u up bitch.
Shimonek's cock is a weapon of mass destruction.
Is Shimonek real? I have never seen him going out, but i can feel his dick in my mouth.
Shimonek is so hot i cum everytime.

Shimonek by Tagliatele con polo November 27, 2021

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shioneka

Fine ass bitch Insta shixpie_

Shioneka is one fine ass bitch

shioneka by Rowme September 5, 2021

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Šimonek Komínek

A person by the name of Mr. Pro, sídlící in the Lanžhot discord server.

Šimonek komínek: Skutečné orgie roku 2020 ve sprchách v Quailand Velké tvrdé pulzující kohouty, kteří chtějí být vysáti Děsivý sex v Quailand Floppy Cocks létající všude a Monster Cocks Ničení kundiček a prdel Orgie
Holoslaw: G

Šimonek Komínek by Kristimila February 19, 2022

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Shimoneta Style

The act of wearing panties on head. (Crotch over nose. Back of head uncovered)

My friend beat me after she saw me wear her panties Shimoneta Style.

Shimoneta Style by Bag Mann March 26, 2021

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shimonkee

A creature most commonly used for communication between growths. A shimonkee sends love and positive energy, they can also watch over someone or can be an omen to warn of good or bad to come. Most prevalent when bethanna storner is in the transition stage one-half.

The shimonkees are coming to help us find money to buy ice cream, yippee!

shimonkee by nutmegfreak11 May 22, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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