Shilong 

Normal sized dick

shilong

Shilong by Icetea27 May 29, 2019

Shilong nap 

A nap taken in the afternoon. Can last anywhere from one to twelve hours.

Man, that was a good shilong nap.

Shilong nap by Blankeyt July 10, 2016

Shlonga 

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

Ding Dong Shlong 

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

Shillong 

A beautiful city of Meghalaya in North-East India. Where the best weed/dope in the world is available. Scenic drives & mesmerizing adventures are most prominent. English is one of the most major languages there.

She: Wow! This place looks so amazing.

He: It feels like Shillong.

Shillong by ArcturianTruth June 30, 2021