shiddma 

shiddma is when you need to shit quick.

"Hey, Johnny! Run I need to shiddma quick"
"Calm down Bill it's only a 'shiddma'

shiddma by Long Danglee sack May 12, 2019

shidmark 

the trail of fecal matter that remains on the circumference of a toilet bowl whereupon one's fecal mass lands during the act of defecation


usually as a result of bad gluteus positioning during defecation; causing excrement to drag upon the toilet bowl

the name derives from the combination of two words: shit + skidmark= shidmark

I felt bad leaving shidmarks on grandmas toilet, so i flushed several time to get rid of them.

shidmark by Johnny Pham December 16, 2008

shidmaster 

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)

Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!

shidmaster by penister <3 genital fur April 13, 2005

shidmaster 

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.

"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"

shidmaster by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005

Shidday 

What you say instead of saying "shit hey", slang for "how about that then."

After landing a perfect motorcycle flip all Mark had to say was "shidday".

Shidday by Stoza September 2, 2016

shidmarks 

Defecation that leaves behind skidmarks on the circumference of the toilet bowl

Shit+skidmarks= shidmarks

i took a massive dump, and left shidmarks on the toilet bowl.

shidmarks by John Pham December 9, 2008

shiddashadda 

Shiddashadda is when a person is very very tired after a huge night out and is invited to another event but cannot go as they shiddashadda, IE should have but are shattered...

raver 1: yo shall we go out and gets g-rhymey to some gutter oonst

raver 2: nah blud im well shiddashadda

shiddashadda by redstar309Z February 2, 2010