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shidmark 

the trail of fecal matter that remains on the circumference of a toilet bowl whereupon one's fecal mass lands during the act of defecation


usually as a result of bad gluteus positioning during defecation; causing excrement to drag upon the toilet bowl

the name derives from the combination of two words: shit + skidmark= shidmark
I felt bad leaving shidmarks on grandmas toilet, so i flushed several time to get rid of them.
shidmark by Johnny Pham December 16, 2008
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shidmaster 

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)
Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!

shidmaster 

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.
"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"
shidmaster by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005
What you say instead of saying "shit hey", slang for "how about that then."
After landing a perfect motorcycle flip all Mark had to say was "shidday".
Shidday by Stoza September 2, 2016

shidmarks 

Defecation that leaves behind skidmarks on the circumference of the toilet bowl

Shit+skidmarks= shidmarks
i took a massive dump, and left shidmarks on the toilet bowl.
shidmarks by John Pham December 9, 2008

shiddashadda 

Shiddashadda is when a person is very very tired after a huge night out and is invited to another event but cannot go as they shiddashadda, IE should have but are shattered...
raver 1: yo shall we go out and gets g-rhymey to some gutter oonst

raver 2: nah blud im well shiddashadda
shiddashadda by redstar309Z February 2, 2010
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