shiddma

shiddma is when you need to shit quick.

"Hey, Johnny! Run I need to shiddma quick"
"Calm down Bill it's only a 'shiddma'

by Long Danglee sack May 12, 2019

shidmark

the trail of fecal matter that remains on the circumference of a toilet bowl whereupon one's fecal mass lands during the act of defecation


usually as a result of bad gluteus positioning during defecation; causing excrement to drag upon the toilet bowl

the name derives from the combination of two words: shit + skidmark= shidmark

I felt bad leaving shidmarks on grandmas toilet, so i flushed several time to get rid of them.

by Johnny Pham December 16, 2008

shidmaster

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)

Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!

by penister <3 genital fur April 13, 2005

shidmaster

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.

"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"

by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005

Shidday

What you say instead of saying "shit hey", slang for "how about that then."

After landing a perfect motorcycle flip all Mark had to say was "shidday".

by Stoza September 2, 2016

shidmarks

Defecation that leaves behind skidmarks on the circumference of the toilet bowl

Shit+skidmarks= shidmarks

i took a massive dump, and left shidmarks on the toilet bowl.

by John Pham December 9, 2008

shiddashadda

Shiddashadda is when a person is very very tired after a huge night out and is invited to another event but cannot go as they shiddashadda, IE should have but are shattered...

raver 1: yo shall we go out and gets g-rhymey to some gutter oonst

raver 2: nah blud im well shiddashadda

by redstar309Z February 2, 2010