1.
"Ron said he drives a Corvette."
"Ha. More like a Shitvette. It is a total junker, all rusted out and dented."
2.
"In
the 1980s I was
delivering pizzas for a living and had to drive a klunky hatchback, a Chevrolet Shitvette."
3.
"
Look at that total klunker."
"Yeah, what a Shitvette that is."