1.
"Ron said he drives a
Corvette."
"Ha. More
like a Shitvette. It is a total junker, all rusted out and dented."
2.
"In the 1980s I was delivering pizzas for a living and had to drive a klunky hatchback, a
Chevrolet Shitvette."
3.
"Look at that total klunker."
"Yeah, what a Shitvette that is."