Definitions by kellyjodi85

Smarth

Somebody who is a tiny midget and wears a tophat and has really tiny shiny black shoes and sounds like an umpa lumpa.

Someone give Smarth a hand getting on his bloody chair.

Smarth by kellyjodi85 July 30, 2010

When you get so shitfaced that you end up rubbing hummus on your anus and puke in the cat's litter tray.

Oh man I got so shibbered last night, i'm not sure what happened, but I woke up this morning next to a pot of hummus and red raw sore genitals.