shextee

Someone who is recieving a text from someone shexting (shitting while texting)

George always shexts me and never actually wants to talk to me, I'm the shextee

by Paper pencils October 24, 2015

sweet sexteen

Losing your virginity on your sixteenth birthday.

"Dude, I had an awesome sweet sexteen!"

by Butt pirate mcChunky January 17, 2010

Sexteen

The age at which one may concent to have sexual intercourse. The actual age varies from state to state.

Melanie shagged the entire football team on her sexteenth birthday.

by Jason January 25, 2005

sextee

The receiver of a sext message.

OMG, I meant to send my girlfriend a sext message but I misspelled the name and later realized the sextee was actually my mom!

by Batzerto September 29, 2010

Shexted

Getting a text from someone who is in the bathroom. Or, texting someone while you are in the bathroom.

She shexted me that she will be here in a few.

by LAFwithyew November 3, 2011

shexternauting

The act of texting while taking a shit aka battling the brown juggernaut!

Yo Meathammer, what is all that noise in there?

Well excessive meat, I'm shexternauting my breezy while trying to keep my well endowed self under control.

by Excessive Meat October 7, 2010

Shetee

A goatee that's unintentionally, or unknowingly, on a woman's face. Usually the result of poor hygiene.

"I've never seen such a thick shetee!!"

"Did you see the Shetee on that chick!!! How disgusting! !!"

"That fat chick has the nastiest Shetee!"

by bykguy February 5, 2014