shepap

v. t. To bitch slap with the male genitalia.

I'm going to shepap you so hard it will leave a shroom print on your forehead.

by EgonSpengler January 20, 2006

shepap

When somebody slaps you in the face with their dick.

I shepaped Willie's mom last night.

by Rain Man June 2, 2005

Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.

Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'

by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018

UMFS Sheppard

A piece of shit, originating from UMFS, with pieces of corn and black beans stuck inside of it. It smells really bad and usually clogs the toilet.

dude 1 - "Dude, why does the whole house smell like rank shit?"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a UMFS Sheppard"

by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 21, 2019

Commander Shepard

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

UMFS Sheppard

When a fat whore, originating from UMFS, sucks dicks to get promotions. Often bites dicks by accident with her snaggly teeth.

Doctor - "how did you get those scratch marks on your penis?"
Patient - "Sarah gave me a UMFS Sheppard..."

by Jesus Butt Fuckin' Christ November 23, 2019

shepaug

Shepaug High School is located in western CT. It’s currently a wanna be Ag school. It’s pretty small so anything that’s your business is also everyone else’s. Super clicky although each click only has about five kids. If walking through the hallways you’ll be able to see 12 year-olds running with a pile of books bigger than them. A.K.A. Shitpaug (although if you call it that then you’re probaly a snobby little shit).

“So you go to shitpuag?”

“You mean Shepaug?”

“Don’t you go to school with middle schoolers?”
“Well yeah but we have a pool so...”

by swagfaggg February 4, 2018