shemetric
She metric is the feeling of the worse person in the world. This person ruins your whole day!!! There is only a 25% chance that this person will be calm and chill.
shemetric by Hola peaple January 21, 2023
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shmedricks
Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.
Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.
Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.
Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."
Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."
Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."
shmedricks by B. Stramer April 20, 2009
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shemetric • Semeticwash • sheetripper • sheetrock • symmetrical • shemeica • Shmeric • symmetrical docking • Sementric • Semetria
symmetrical docking
v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts interlock, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".
May also refer to tribadism
May also refer to tribadism
symmetrical docking by Ixthedamned September 14, 2008
sheetripper
digging your toes into the sheets in order to gain the traction required to bang your lovers head into the headboard while fucking.
sheetripper by Salfal August 12, 2009
shanetric
Shanetric is a girl is so fine!! I mean, this girl has got it going on. She has a beautiful smile and an amazing personality. She loves to have fun and go out with friends. She is quiet at first but with time she will be out of her shell and ready to mingle. She is totally independent and loves to have a good time. She is great lover and very affectionate. Definitely on of the best people you will ever meet. Once a friends, always a friend.
Guy1: Hey man! Have you meet my new girlfriend Shanetric?
Guy2: Damn man, you got a good one!!
Girl1: She is a total Shanetric!
Girl2: I wish someone would call me that.
Guy2: Damn man, you got a good one!!
Girl1: She is a total Shanetric!
Girl2: I wish someone would call me that.
shanetric by Eugeincredible October 11, 2013
sheetrock sandwich
A sheet rock sandwich is defined when a drywall hanger/installer takes a shit on a piece of sheet rock and smashes it together.
I must have picked up a sheetrock sandwich while putting the scraps in the dumpster. Now I have shit all over my hands.
sheetrock sandwich by cglass32 April 3, 2017
Symmetricalness
Symmetricalness by Fåçæ July 21, 2020
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