shemetric 

She metric is the feeling of the worse person in the world. This person ruins your whole day!!! There is only a 25% chance that this person will be calm and chill.

This bitch is making me feel shemetric!!!!

shemetric by Hola peaple January 21, 2023

shmedricks 

Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.

Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.

Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."

Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."

shmedricks by B. Stramer April 20, 2009

symmetrical docking 

v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts interlock, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".

May also refer to tribadism

*picture of two girls hugging*

Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"

symmetrical docking by Ixthedamned September 14, 2008

sheetripper 

digging your toes into the sheets in order to gain the traction required to bang your lovers head into the headboard while fucking.

Damn my head is sore and my pussy feels like it has been kicked by a mule after that sheetripper.

sheetripper by Salfal August 12, 2009

shanetric 

Shanetric is a girl is so fine!! I mean, this girl has got it going on. She has a beautiful smile and an amazing personality. She loves to have fun and go out with friends. She is quiet at first but with time she will be out of her shell and ready to mingle. She is totally independent and loves to have a good time. She is great lover and very affectionate. Definitely on of the best people you will ever meet. Once a friends, always a friend.

Guy1: Hey man! Have you meet my new girlfriend Shanetric?
Guy2: Damn man, you got a good one!!

Girl1: She is a total Shanetric!

Girl2: I wish someone would call me that.

shanetric by Eugeincredible October 11, 2013

sheetrock sandwich

A sheet rock sandwich is defined when a drywall hanger/installer takes a shit on a piece of sheet rock and smashes it together.

I must have picked up a sheetrock sandwich while putting the scraps in the dumpster. Now I have shit all over my hands.

sheetrock sandwich by cglass32 April 3, 2017

Symmetricalness

The word used when people forget the existence of the word "symmetry"

This painting needs more, umm... like... symmetricalness

Symmetricalness by Fåçæ July 21, 2020