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Symmetrical 

The retarded cousin of "symmetric".
Yo Jason, your face isn't all that symmetrical.
Did you really just say that?
No, I was being sarcastical.
Symmetrical by JoeCoolJRRT September 22, 2010
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Symmetrical 

SHE MADE THE BOX SYMMETRICAL ON BOTH SIDES.
Symmetrical by EllyOwl32 June 21, 2016

symmetrical 

Unattractive, funny looking or strange in behavior.
"That guy is so symmetrical."
"You are so symmetrical."
symmetrical by koenig December 10, 2008

symmetrical docking 

v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts interlock, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".

May also refer to tribadism
*picture of two girls hugging*

Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"
symmetrical docking by Ixthedamned September 14, 2008

Symmetrical Docking 

v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts meet, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".

May also refer to tribadism
*picture of two girls hugging*

Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"
Symmetrical Docking by Ixthedamned September 15, 2008

get symmetrical 

When inhaling powdered drugs into the nasal passages, getting symmetrical means to use both nostrils to inhale the drug. It is common practice to alternate between the two nostrils, so that one doesn't become asymmetrical, which is the opposite of the desired effect.
Let's get symmetrical this evening in the VIP room at the discotheque.
get symmetrical by Jibbly Bits February 6, 2008

Symmetricalness

The word used when people forget the existence of the word "symmetry"
This painting needs more, umm... like... symmetricalness
Symmetricalness by Fåçæ July 21, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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