Shelfield academy
Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge
Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield
Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes
Shelfield academy is a shithole
Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes
Shelfield academy is a shithole
Shelfield academy by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019
Shelbee
A beautiful, caring, all around happy girl. She can lighten up the mood at anytime, anywhere. On top of all that, she's a GREAT kisser. She can be friends with just about anyone. Her personality is amazing, it makes everyone happy and smile. Unless she gets pissed off. She will be the most beautiful person you'll ever meet in your life. She's very funny, and even more fun to be around. She's very strong, and won't take anyones crap. If needed, she'll tell you how it is. She's not afraid to express herself at all. She may put herself down sometimes, but thats because she doesn't know just how gorgeous and phenomenal she really is.
shelfield academy
a shitty school where students never stop moaning about teachers, the toilets are a shithole . never get away with anything and can not have any fun without getting sent to mrs garcia
shelfield academy by caitlin3011 August 26, 2019
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