a new, emerging infectious, psychosocial disease in which the person inherently takes pictures of himself in front of the mirror or in public places that the person continuously takes several or hundred shots of selfies for several hours until he finds a suitable shot for himself to post or display in a social media network. Spectators tend to imitate the similar poses and actions causing infectious behavior.

Ben cannot believe he already finished his meal last night, and his girlfriend hasn't finished taking selfie pictures of herself..She must have been suffering from selfietitis!

selfietitis by superjupiter March 10, 2014

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SelFeed

A smashing application through which one can earn fabulous discounts off their bill at local restaurants, by simply sharing a photo of their meal onto Facebook!

Dude, have you tried the new app SelFeed?! It's so rad yo!

SelFeed by Orangeye May 20, 2015

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selfiethon

Lots of selfies taken in a short amount of time. Selfie + marathon

That guy stole my phone and went on a selfiethon!

selfiethon by pseudo12 April 19, 2014

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Selfeed

A hypnotic, never-ending, continuous scroll of selfies.

His Instagram is like a selfeed. It's only pictures of himself.

Selfeed.com is where all selfies go to live and then die a second later.

Selfeed by Yourewritingme April 12, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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