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Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schonberger 

a dr.phil friend.
usually bald.
hates facebook...

likes to take walks for no reason.
always have fun with her.
makes people laugh like birds.
loves obama and lil wayne.

100% german
loves alcohol.
schonberger: can i use the computer?

other schonberger: NO SIR!
Schonberger by Mrs.Robb<3 March 5, 2010

Schoenberger 

Whoever shall hold this last name has great power and the ability to get two girls on him at once.
Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.
Schoenberger by Savageposts October 10, 2016

shenburger 

Wow you are shenburger
shenburger by anonymous July 3, 2021

Sherberderber 

Anything pertaining to the pope not doing anything and just sitting there.
All the Pope does now days is sit around and say Sherberderber.
Sherberderber by Avenged_21 December 11, 2007

spanberger

— to run for office as a moderate (Democrat) and, then, once in office, govern as a radical (Leftist).
The candidate pulled a spanberger on voters when she ran as a political moderate but, once in office, governed like a radical leftist.
spanberger by Glycine January 24, 2026