steinbergism

The only true religion following the one real god in this universe will steinberg. U think god created the sun and earth and people. no that was will steinberg u dumbass piece of cisgender shit

Mr. Cuddles tried to kill will steinberg and ended up getting a steinbergism follower

by Mr. cuddles slave February 21, 2017

steinberg

a double jew. no one else can be more jewish than a steinberg.

steinberg is both Stein (as in Einstein) and a Berg (as in Rosenberg).

by ricardo777 June 09, 2005

Steinberg

The perfect person. A Steinberg is smart, beautiful/handsome, sweet, smart, funny, and knows how to have fun. Being around a Steinberg can lighten your day. If you dont know a Steinberg, then you are missing out.

Jason "I met an amazing person today"
Matt "A Steinberg?"
Jason "How'd you know?"
Matt "All amazing people are Steinbergs"

by Definingtheundefined October 16, 2011

The Steinberg

The act of taking eco-safe lube, mayonaise, and avacado and blending it in a blender. You then pour the mixture into a tube sock, warm the sock in the microwave, put it between two couch cushons, and fuck it like your life depended on it.

Dude, I came back from the party alone again so I did The Steinberg and used the leftovers on the Taco's from dinner.

by Slappy McHappy February 18, 2010

Steinberg

Derogatory slang for someone who is cheap, as in referring to them being jewish.

Dave is such a Steinberg about things.

by j-led January 22, 2006

steinberg

saying you will go to an event but won't, get everyone in the group excited about a social gathering and you will be the only person not to show up, saying you are going to see everyone at the cafeteria for lunch and not show up, inviting everybody to suit up and you show up in jeans and t shirt

I can't believe he pulled a steinberg tonight.

The Captain said he would go to the meeting but he pulled a steinberg.

by TPainDizzle April 02, 2011

Steinberg

any kind of station wagon. Word is more specifically used to describe a mercury sable. This is a derogatory term because these cars are ugly as hell

" Dude, did you see that ugly ass car drive by?"

"yea man, it was a huge Steinberg!"

by pyoob35 January 07, 2011