Sheenface 

1. The act of taking more drugs than anyone could survive

2. Raging excessively

3. WINNING!!!

Man that guy was banging 7-8 gram rocks and finishing them. He's totally sheenfaced!!

Sheenface by TrippinBalls101 March 24, 2011

sheenface 

An angry scowl in the manner of Charlie Sheen.

"That man just sheenfaced me for no reason at all! Must be a grumpy dude".

sheenface by wooljeans October 13, 2011

semenface 

a. someone who pisses you off so badly there is no result but to call them a semenface. A worthless person.

b. after ejaculating onto someone's face it is appropriate to call them a semenface.

a. God you are so damn annoying, shut the hell up semenface.
b. Awww that felt good, ha, look at you, you semenface.

semenface by juggle_boy January 20, 2007

shoeface 

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.

1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.

shoeface by Weeedy April 22, 2007

Sheenfaced 

The state of having so many substances going though your body that you say insane things, humiliate yourself in public, and risk being arrested all in the name of a good time, reminiscent of the actor Charlie Sheen.

We went to 6 different clubs last night in NYC... Drinks, shots, dancing, more shots, more drinks... It was off the hook and way beyond out of control... I have never been so messed up in my entire life, we were totally sheenfaced.

Sheenfaced by HBieber March 19, 2011

Sheenfaced 

Completely and utterly smashed on one or a combination of drugs. Like shitfaced but on the deity-like level of Charlie Sheen.

I just picked a 7 g rock, let's get Sheenfaced

Sheenfaced by TheChinsk March 23, 2011

Sheetzfaced

1) Somewhat similar to shitfaced, but with a degree of apparent euphoria and extreme style that is almost always lacking in the shitfaced individual. This must be accomplished flawlessly while still exhibiting such utter annihilation that the concsciousness of said individual makes a mockery of modern science.

Prospective candidates must be:
-conscious long past the point they should have passed out
-able to communicate ONLY via "happy" and "sad" sounds, as well as some signals (such as making a blind reaches towards other peoples' alcohol)
- possess nowhere near the ablity to sit without aid
-smile incessently--once they finally lose the ability to laugh
-retain enough of their game and god-given talent to smack the ass of any girl who comes too close...but, you know..in a classy way.

2) behaving in a way even comparable to that of said namesake, Sheetz, the night of August 9th, 2008.

Examples:
You were so sheetzfaced you didn't realize you were playing "Faces"...with the glass of water someone had urged you to drink.

I let Shaggy hold onto him for 3 seconds, but he was so sheetzfaced he pretty much dived towards the ground. Weird thing was, I think it made him even more happy...

He was clearly sheetzfaced, why would Davey make him hold the Sailor Jerry while he went to get that Airush tramp stamp? That seemed kinda irresponsible...

Sure you were sheetzfaced, but you were still technically wearing shoes...

Sheetzfaced by Vela... October 16, 2008