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shoeface 

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verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.
1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.
shoeface by Weeedy April 22, 2007
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shoeface 

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a dog which constantly picks up human shoes to express its devotion to its owner
Sparky - Stop being such a shoeface and give me back my loafer.
shoeface by dogman22 February 27, 2009

Shoeface Kid 

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A sample of footage or dialogue used in a motion picture trailer, which inadvertently makes the film look undesirable.
"That shot where the kid got kicked in the balls by the elephant--man, that was such a shoeface kid."

Originates from the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution, in which a teenager kicks his opponent in the face, and a freeze-frame close-up of his shoe connecting with the other's face is shown.
Shoeface Kid by Zibraltar January 23, 2009

I like your shoelaces 

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Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."
Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.

Shoe and Shoelace 

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Anchor: "We now return to popular Russian cartoon, Shoe and Shoelace"

Narrator: "SHOE AND SHOELACE. One is meaningless without the other"
Shoe and Shoelace by syniconthetrack September 26, 2012

I like your shoelaces 

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A phrase used by Tumblr users to detect another Tumblr user in the real world. Appropriate response is "Thanks, I stole them from the president!"
(Tumblr user out in public)
"I like your shoelaces"
(The respondent that is also a Tumblr User)
"Thanks, I stole them from the president!"

I like your shoelaces 

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A Supernatural reference widely used to distinguish Tumblr users from non-Tumblr users, the correct response being, "Thanks, I stole them from the president." A conversation between Dean Winchester and Ben Braeden.
Person 1: "I like your shoelaces!"
Person 2: "Thanks, I stole them from the president."
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