Sheetzfaced

1) Somewhat similar to shitfaced, but with a degree of apparent euphoria and extreme style that is almost always lacking in the shitfaced individual. This must be accomplished flawlessly while still exhibiting such utter annihilation that the concsciousness of said individual makes a mockery of modern science.

Prospective candidates must be:
-conscious long past the point they should have passed out
-able to communicate ONLY via "happy" and "sad" sounds, as well as some signals (such as making a blind reaches towards other peoples' alcohol)
- possess nowhere near the ablity to sit without aid
-smile incessently--once they finally lose the ability to laugh
-retain enough of their game and god-given talent to smack the ass of any girl who comes too close...but, you know..in a classy way.

2) behaving in a way even comparable to that of said namesake, Sheetz, the night of August 9th, 2008.

Examples:
You were so sheetzfaced you didn't realize you were playing "Faces"...with the glass of water someone had urged you to drink.

I let Shaggy hold onto him for 3 seconds, but he was so sheetzfaced he pretty much dived towards the ground. Weird thing was, I think it made him even more happy...

He was clearly sheetzfaced, why would Davey make him hold the Sailor Jerry while he went to get that Airush tramp stamp? That seemed kinda irresponsible...

Sure you were sheetzfaced, but you were still technically wearing shoes...

Sheetzfaced by Vela... October 16, 2008

Sheenfaced 

The state of having so many substances going though your body that you say insane things, humiliate yourself in public, and risk being arrested all in the name of a good time, reminiscent of the actor Charlie Sheen.

We went to 6 different clubs last night in NYC... Drinks, shots, dancing, more shots, more drinks... It was off the hook and way beyond out of control... I have never been so messed up in my entire life, we were totally sheenfaced.

Sheenfaced by HBieber March 19, 2011

Sheenfaced 

Completely and utterly smashed on one or a combination of drugs. Like shitfaced but on the deity-like level of Charlie Sheen.

I just picked a 7 g rock, let's get Sheenfaced

Sheenfaced by TheChinsk March 23, 2011

Sheenfaced 

The state of intoxication when you feel everything is epic, you have tiger's blood and are constantly winning.

Dude, that party was epic. I got so Sheenfaced.

Sheenfaced by Dag_Nasty April 6, 2011

Sheenfaced 

When you go out and get absolutely smashed, drunk, pissed and inebriated.

A portmanteau of Sh*tfaced and Charlie Sheen.

Guy 1: Hey bro, what you get up on Saturday? Bang any 7 gram rocks?
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Guy 2: Went out and got absolutely Sheenfaced, that's how i roll.

Sheenfaced by Nickl246 April 1, 2011

Sheenfaced 

The state of being whacked out on a boatload of cocaine.

Dude, did you hear Mellisa screaming at the party last night after doing lines?
Yeah, she was so Sheenfaced!

Sheenfaced by Pat McDaddy April 11, 2011