shear bear
shear bear by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017
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swear bear
A nominally handsome gay man that identifies or belongs to the bear community who SWEARS he is hot shit. Swear bears usually enter gogo dance at bear parties, have 10k+ followers on instagram/tiktok (See bearlebrity) where they post frequent salacious semi-robed pictures of themselves.
Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".
Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".
Did Gilbert create a whole new TikTok dedicated to videos of him washing dishes??
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.
swear bear by El Joto del apartamento 512 March 24, 2021
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swear bear
swear bear by GetWizzled January 8, 2012
Swear Bears
Me: Hey guys check out Tourettes the swear bear (I named him Tourettes)
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!
Swear Bears by Dirge February 1, 2005
SwearBear
A CareBear gone evil. Hobbies include smoking rollies, vandalizing property, and cussing your ass out.
My biggest fear is that in the middle of the night my CareBear will be transformed into a SwearBear.
SwearBear by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007
spear the bearded clam
"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".
spear the bearded clam by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019
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