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I big family with many cousin, very sexy beasts, and has there own cookbook with family recipes.
The Shead family is amazing
Shead by laurenluvsgym August 5, 2008
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To pull out. It's inspired by the act of unsheathing a sword from its holster, and just happens to perfectly resemble the mechanism of pulling out your... sword... during intercourse.
"Bruh, I was about to cum, but I sheaded so quick. I ain't bout to become someone's baby daddy."
Shead by Let's Hope This Goes Viral January 30, 2021

charlie shead 

Will deffo bum yer mum.

Massive nerd of history. Will rape you while saying the dates of medieval kings. Good at breaking girls hearts.
"Look at Charlie Shead! He's banging your mum again!"
charlie shead by Sausage7 December 11, 2017

Suk My Shead 

A saying used when someone is being a complete fagggot, and he needs to go back to the 90's. Meaning (Suck my cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks)
Noah Safian, suk my shead brah
Suk My Shead by NOAHISGAY June 1, 2014

shaddafuckup 

This is the reply one should use when some idiot attempts to tell you how you should do something you already deal with on a regular basis and that they have never experianced and know nothing about.
Mr. Knowitall was once again getting on everyones nerves by telling them how they should complete the job when one individual shut him up by blurting out, "shaddafuckup".
shaddafuckup by jpg3 May 11, 2011

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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