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an acronym and onomatopoeia for 'stab her cunt with a pitchfork'
"Mary told your girlfriend that you molested debbie's daughter"
"What a bitch, i want to shcwap"
shcwap by Craig McRae September 12, 2006
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Shwapper 

Never gives up, hard worker, passionate at everything they do in life, has a smile they inspires people to do better, stay motivate, doesn't waste time, puts the standards for the working man, aims to be the top, always thankful, and always stays humble!
Shwapper is some who gets the job done!!!
Shwapper by PierceSupport September 8, 2017
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Shwapper 

Hard worker, passionate at everything they do in life, has a smile they inspires people to do better, stay motivate, doesn't waste time, puts the standards for the working man, aims to be the top, always thankful, and always stays humble!
Shwappers are people that are willing to learn, adopt to became the best, and at the same time being humble!
Shwapper by PierceFamily2017 September 8, 2017

Schwappy 

Of poor quality, a contraction of "schwaggy" with "crappy."
Man, this schwappy iPod broke after six months!
Schwappy by Bongloard April 23, 2008
a word generally used when describing something, usually food, that is of substandard quality
We were out drinking and needed to get food in us before crashing so we went to Denny's- so shwappy, but it was the only place open at 2am
shwappy by a Celt called Jess July 2, 2007

Shwapple 

A drinking game involving a tennis (Shwap) ball and a group of people standing in a circle. You must hold your drink in your dominant hand and you bounce the ball to each other in attempt to make your opponents bobble or drop the ball. Each time you make an error, you must drink. If Person A bounces the ball to Person B, and Person B makes a catch using another part of their body other than their hand, then Person A must chug the rest of his or her drink and everybody else chants, "Shwapple" repeatedly. #Shwapple

Participants are encouraged to create their own rule system
"Hey Bro... are you trying to go to that Shwapmeet later?"

"Got Shwap?"

"Dude! You will never guess what happened! We were shwappin it up at Frodo's and Mike Tyson came over to get his shwap on!"

"Let's play Shwapple."
Shwapple by anonymous April 29, 2013
The intent or activity of intensely making love or having sex with a bountiful and beautiful woman.
“I would shclap that”
“I shclaped that”
“Titties be bouncin while I shclap that B ! ”
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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