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shartnel 

small pieces of shit that explode from ones anus during a shart
Andrew knew instantly after he sharted that he felt pieces of shartnel in his silk briefs.
shartnel by lg95409 December 2, 2010
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Shartnel 

When sexually farting into another's mouth when an accidental bit of shit comes out.
My mate was farting in my mouth, when he shartneled me.
Went from being a quick kink to a three day stain.
Shartnel by SINDYSINN January 14, 2019
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Shartnel 

Shit when it explodes and sends shitlettes everywhere like shrapnel in 'nam.
Call the cleaning lady this bathroom is a casualty of war! There is shartnel everywhere!
Shartnel by Shartking117 January 29, 2024

Sharnelle 

Sharnelle is often a girls name and often very cute/pretty, She can be one of the funniest people you have ever met but she can also be we sensitive and has a very big heart. People with the name Sharnelle often have very nice body's but they don't notice and they are never full of their selves.
I saw Sharnelle today and we had a very funny conversation.
Sharnelle by Antikira April 4, 2015

Dj sharpnel 

A collabaration of some of the greatest speedycore/ j-core djs ever.
Dj sharpnel is some fucking hard energy speedycore huh?
Dj sharpnel by Sora01 October 20, 2008
The particles of poo that fly from the butt during an explosive release.
"You got shatnel all over the wall"
shatnel by Criscoh88 January 17, 2008
sharnell by lilsharpy April 1, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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