shartley

A big shart nugget who dresses like Tyler the creator and wears golf everyday who has blue eyes and who might be fruity who's humor is funny but broken

Girl1:does he like Tyler the creator?
Girl2:yes and he's possibly fruity he's a shartley

by Hehehhehehhehehehehehhehehh December 11, 2021

Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

shartle

When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

by Tim O. July 29, 2007

Sharley

A beautiful, funny, amazing, perfect girl with long beautiful hair and bright green eyes and a smile that lights up the room. Her smile makes the sun shine and the stars glimmer and her voice makes the birds chirp and the angels sing. Her laugh is the cutest thing in the entire world. And her personality is flawless just like her. She's extremely beautiful and charming and she makes you blush and puts you in a good mood. You fall for her at first sight because of her astounding beauty and personality. She is the definition of perfection and she is what makes my world turn.

Sharley loves Eric? Eric must be the luckiest man on earth.

by Pimpdaddyfresh April 22, 2013

Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

by Markalept October 22, 2009

Shartlesville

1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.

2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.

Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?

Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

Sharley

A beautiful, funny, amazing, perfect girl with long beautiful hair and bright hazel, light brown eyes and a smile that lights up the room. Her smile makes the sun shine and the stars glimmer and her voice makes the birds chirp and the angels sing. Her laugh is the cutest thing in the entire world. And her personality is flawless just like her. She's extremely beautiful and charming and she makes you blush and puts you in a good mood. You fall for her at first sight because of her astounding beauty and personality. She is the definition of perfection and she is what makes everyone's world turn.

Sharley loves Voice? That larynx must be the luckiest organ in the body!

by voceSLP January 19, 2018