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Shart Tank 

When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.
My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.
Shart Tank by Slerotin August 27, 2013
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Shart Tank 

A conference room inhabited by substandard corporate executives. Etymology: Shark Tank
The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”

“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”
Shart Tank by Wordy Word February 27, 2021

Shart Tank 

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit
Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night
Shart Tank by angeloregon July 31, 2021

Shart Tank 

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
Shart Tank by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

Shark Tank 

A physically gruelling and labour intensive training exercise in the Sport of Boxing which consists of a Boxer sparring with one person and after one round is finished, another Boxer while the other one stays and repeats over and over again with different, physically rejuvenated people fighting the same worn-out, half-assed Boxer with no breaks included in between. It is widely believed by many that Shark Tank is extremely effective and will improve Stamina and Endurance drastically.
Boxer 1: "Maaaan Today's session was intense... can't believe I was the one doing Shark Tank today."
Boxer 2: "Bro, you were mad exhausted when the fourth person came in and you looked like you were about to die."
Boxer 1: "I know, at least I will be in tip-top shape in my real fight thanks to Shark Tank though."
Shark Tank by SDNonce1331 January 23, 2020

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Shark Tank 

A television program on US network ABC, where hopeful entrepreneurs pitch their idea to five investors and see if any of them take the bate.
Hey Mary, it's Friday! Shark Tank is on tonight!
Shark Tank by Telephony August 2, 2014
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