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shirt cock sword fighting
1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
shirt cock sword fighting by Snifner October 9, 2006
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share cock
Used in conjunction with class modifiers, this term determines the size and quality of one's file-sharing capabilities; in theory directly proportional to the length of one's penis.
share cock by noth@nk.you March 10, 2004
shirt cock
when a dude gets nervous around a girl and tries to be cool. then nervously tugs his shirt. (chick chick)
shirt cock by dudeman99 January 24, 2011
Short Cock Syndrome
People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.
Short Cock Syndrome by Candis November 16, 2022
Cock Shark
A woman so infatuated by male genitalia that when male genitalia is sensed nearby or offered directly, she attacks it with the ferocity of a shark after a wounded seal.
Cock Shark by TheBlackestKidsY'know August 23, 2011
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