shart cock 

A young police officer , often named Jeremy

You shart cock!

shart cock by Bk island February 18, 2018

shirt cock sword fighting 

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

shirt cock sword fighting by Snifner October 9, 2006

share cock 

Used in conjunction with class modifiers, this term determines the size and quality of one's file-sharing capabilities; in theory directly proportional to the length of one's penis.

Let me grab my external and slap you around my with monster share cock.

share cock by [e-mail] March 10, 2004

shirt cock

when a dude gets nervous around a girl and tries to be cool. then nervously tugs his shirt. (chick chick)

man did u totally see him shirt cock as soon as she came in the room?

shirt cock by dudeman99 January 24, 2011

Short Cock Syndrome 

People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.

Tyrone: Hey did you guys hear Ching Wang suffers from Short Cock Syndrome

Tyreek: What a loser

Short Cock Syndrome by Candis November 16, 2022

Cock Shark 

A woman so infatuated by male genitalia that when male genitalia is sensed nearby or offered directly, she attacks it with the ferocity of a shark after a wounded seal.

Damn! Christine went after that guy like a sex predator! What a fucking cock shark!

Cock Shark by TheBlackestKidsY'know August 23, 2011

Cock and balls shirt 

A T shirt with a cock and a pair of balls printed on it.

Look at John's cock and balls shirt.

Cock and balls shirt by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009