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shingleberries 

The aggregate particles composing the top layer of fiberglass/asphalt shingles used for pitched roofing, which eventually detach and end up in the rain gutters.
When I cleaned out my rain gutters last weekend they were were full of wet leaves and shingleberries. It was a mess!
shingleberries by James Cox December 10, 2006

chinkleberry 

an unknown fruit, of some berry variety, that grows on the feet of strawberries.
What's a chinkleberry?

Chinkleberries grow on the feet of strawberries.

But strawberries don't have feet, Jenny.

Yes they do, otherwise where would chinkleberries come from?
chinkleberry by Donnie Havoc January 4, 2008

Shingleberry 

A Shingleberry is similar to its cousin the dingleberry, however instead of it consisting of faecal matter, it is composed of semen which attaches to a man's pubic jungle. This berry is extremely hard to remove and must be yanked away at the expense of a mans scream.
Did you get a Shingleberry from sleeping in your semen again?
Shingleberry by CobberDingo July 11, 2018

Skankleberry

A nasty person who is always trying their best to hook up with you or just keeps following you around the club no matter how much you keep getting away from them.
John: Hey Debbie, would you mind acting like you my girlfriend for a few minutes?

Debbie: Sure John, but may I ask why?

John: See that Skankleberry over there? She has been stalking me all night and won't get off my ass.
Skankleberry by Rajun_Cajun July 23, 2010

stingleberry 

Similar to its literary cousin the dingleberry, the stingleberry is a small, valiant globule of faeces that clings to the anus of its host. It differs from the dingleberry in that it originates from a particularly spicy meal. A stingleberry will contain a potent re-incarnation of the previous night's exploits, resulting in a fierce burning sensation around the anus.
Jane winced as last night's Chili con carne released its final warrior. A stingleberry had appeared and it was not going down without a fight.
stingleberry by fullet-o-fush November 13, 2018

swingleberry 

When a dog ingests a long strand of hair it wraps around the poo when partially expelled from the butt hole. The poo then dangles off that strand of hair and swings.
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Georges swingleberry blowing in the wind.
swingleberry by D.A.V.E. January 12, 2013