sharecut 

When two people, usually friends, give each other haircuts instead of getting them done professionally.

My brother and I are gonna get a sharecut this weekend to save some money.

sharecut by cmb132 November 26, 2010

Forehead Shavecut 

The funniest flash movie ever made. It doesn't have to make sense to be hilarious.

Hey Bob, have you seen Forehead Shavecut?
Bob: Yeah man, I love that movie. I wish Jesse Jones would make a sequel.

Forehead Shavecut by Babby September 30, 2006

Scarecut 

A term for a bad haircut.

Person #1: Do you like my new haircut?
Person#2: No. Yikes, it's more like a scarecut.

Scarecut by Mikey Schneids December 5, 2017

shartcut 

The most efficient and direct route to the nearest toilet traversable while maintaining full anal clench.

Unfortunately Michael's shartcut necessitated shoving elderly and children to the floor and pushing a wheelchair out of the overcrowded elevator, as stairs would have broken the seal.

shartcut by Shepshape January 1, 2021

Scarecut 

A shortcut taken through a shady part of town that scares the sh*t out of you.

Camden, NJ; Chester, PA

"Lock your doors, we're taking a scarecut through the ghetto, it's the only way we'll make it to the concert on time."

Scarecut by Crazymegtay June 12, 2009

shartcut 

When you take the quicker way home even though it goes through some sketchy neighborhoods because you're about to fill your pants.

I would rather risk my life taking a shartcut through Grove Street than risk my britches going home the long way, bro.

shartcut by Deathrea November 20, 2020

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021