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Shartles and James
Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
Shartles and James by Shartilingus October 3, 2011
Sharleen
One of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is quiet at first, but once you get to know her, she is crazy and is a great person to talk to. She is cute, adorable, and sexy. She is a perakin with a delicate and warm heart. She cares for everyone but she just doesnt show it. If she does something wrong she apologises and she will really mean it. Her eyes will make you loose track of time. She is a great person and if you know one, you are lucky . She is a person you want to keep in your life FOREVER.She is a lucky person and everyone would fall for her. If your are friends with her don't ever let her go. Once shes gone,she may never come back.
Where is Sharleen
sharleen
One of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is quiet at first, be once you get to know her, shes crazzyy and a great person to talk to. She cute, adorable, and sexayy. Shes a perakn with a delicate and warm heart. She cares for everyone but she just doesnt show it. If she did something wrong and apoligizes.. She really means it. Her eyes will make you loose track of time. She is a great person and if you know one.. your lucky. This is also another way to spell Charlene. But someone with this spelling.. is a person you want to keep in your life FOREVER.Shes a lucky person and everyone would fall for her. If your friends with her dont ever let her go. Once shes gone.. She may never come back.
Person 1: Whose that sexy chick? Is she a supermodel?
Person 2: No... that's just my friend, Sharleen
Person 2: No... that's just my friend, Sharleen
sharleen by pinkforever345 January 4, 2012
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Shardlock Holmes
"Shardlock Holmes" is a methhead that investigates to find the inconsiderably small amounts of meth that mysteriously dropped to the ground from the previous meth smoking session. In most cases Shardlock is more than often deceived by other bits of shit (that would look like shards if you were fucking high enough) on the ground, the perpetrator is often glass, wax, popcorn or skin that his druggie friends picked off themselves. His endeavours could be compared to "methscapades" or "carpet farming" all equally frowned upon in the Jib Tech Warrior Nation. His profession is dangerous and will slowly drive him insane.
Holmes is not famous for his acute sense of logical reasoning, it seems he'll never be sober enough to see that the magnifying glass he found doesn't truly make a difference.
Will Shardlock Holmes ever solve the mystery of the last lost shard?
Holmes is not famous for his acute sense of logical reasoning, it seems he'll never be sober enough to see that the magnifying glass he found doesn't truly make a difference.
Will Shardlock Holmes ever solve the mystery of the last lost shard?
Jib Tech Warrior #1 : Shit man, we're out of jib.
Jib Tech Warrior #2: No man, we dropped like a fucken... 10 on my bed lets fucking take out my mom's comb and it'll be like an excavation site !!!! LOOK THERE'S A SHARD !
Jib Tech Warrior #1: That's a piece of salt from the pretzels you were eating earlier. I swear if you start investigating for fucking "shards" again and being Shardlock Holmes I'll take my pipe and leave.
Jib Tech Warrior #2: No man, we dropped like a fucken... 10 on my bed lets fucking take out my mom's comb and it'll be like an excavation site !!!! LOOK THERE'S A SHARD !
Jib Tech Warrior #1: That's a piece of salt from the pretzels you were eating earlier. I swear if you start investigating for fucking "shards" again and being Shardlock Holmes I'll take my pipe and leave.
Shardlock Holmes by y3llowbag June 15, 2011
Sharde
The hottest bitch you will ever meet. She is the glue to the group and a voice to be heard. She will be the truest friend you will ever meet and she will make you feel like you're the only one that matters. She has a rocking body and an amazing charm about her, if you meet a Sharde make sure to wife that down because she is on demand.
God I love me some Sharde.