shanedy 

A Shanedy is very hard to find. You don’t see her most of the times, but she’s there... hiding behind the bushes or something. Something about her is too dark and weird. Probably because she’s been hurt before. She’s oftentimes quite. Observing. Thinking. Overthinking— yikes! But Shanedy also have pleasing personalities that are not visible on the first glance. Shanedy is a blanket on a cozy evening. She’s home to some people so be extra careful around her.

“Hey who’s that weird girl?”— oh don’t worry. That’s Shanedy. She’s cool.

shanedy by ssshhSomeoneIsHere June 8, 2021

cock shandy 

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

I got a cock shandy last night

cock shandy by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017

handy shandy 

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

handy shandy by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

hand shandy 

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

hand shandy by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Boner shandy 

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.

I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie

Boner shandy by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019

Sheathed Shandy 

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

Sheathed Shandy by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

hand shandy 

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

hand shandy by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003