shaned

The act of (knowingly or unknowingly) screwing someone over.

Tim: I wanted a good house but I got shaned and got a crappy one.
Bob: Word

by Snoop Da Loop January 16, 2009

Shaned

When someone just joined a stream and the streamer decided to end it.

''Í joined someones stream last night, when I got there I got Shaned big time''

by the Judge on the internet May 14, 2016

Shaned

To sacrifice someone in order to survive, most commonly done in a zombie apocolypse

on a run to get supplies, I shaned my buddy in order to get away from the zombies

by We Can SURVIVE March 30, 2012

Shaned

The act of eating massive quantities of food in a very brief amount of time by taking great white shark sized bites out of the food item being consumed.

Secondary Definition:

To make food disappear instantaneously.

When the Zorf offered a half sandwich to Hoof Hearted it was intercepted by Migraine Headache Boy and shaned before Hoof Hearted could verbally respond to the offered sandwich.

Bob was starving after a hard day at work stuffing down pillows. Upon arriving home he proceeded to order an extra large pizza. When it arrived, he immediately shaned it. Authorities were unable to find any trace of said pizza...

by The Zorf Hath Spoken September 23, 2010

Shaned

Showing up at a friends house before asking to hang out.

"Hey, did you hear that Bailey got shaned?!"

by acetrauma June 9, 2015

shaned

The act of rambling on and on about random things.

Boy: So i got back to NC and I was trying to buy some more of that Monster. FUCKING CAN'T FIND ANY. My nipple itches.

Girl: I-

Boy: I couldn't find it in the Wal-Mart here. I'm gonna shake it up in the store next time.

Girl: YOU JUST SHANED

by mama rina October 20, 2010

shaned

Brighton/London slang

1 To be beat down physically or verbally.
2 To be beaten at a game of some kind.
3 To be mocked so badly, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.

1 Boy 1: Did you see that guy getting yelled at by that lass?
Boy 2: Yeah yeah! He was getting proper shaned!

2 Girl: HA! I WIN! SUCKS TO BE YOU! SHANED!!

3 Girl 1: Ugh! Look at tha scene twat with her extentions and converse.
Boy: But you wear extentions and converse.
Girl 2: Oh! Shaned.

by ohnoes! December 12, 2008