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M Night Shamalamadingdong 

Also Known As M Night Shyamalan. A name that lots of people use when talking about direction M Night Shyamalan in a mean way. Or, used when one doesn't know how to pronounce his name.
Person 1: Dude, aren't M Night Shila... Sheila... Shiya...
Person 2: Man, just call him Shamalamadingdong!
Person 1: Okay... aren't M Night Shamalamadingdong's new movies gay?

shamalamadingdong 

when you love someone more than they love you.
I shamalamadingdong you.
shamalamadingdong by mike September 27, 2004

shamalamadingdong 

the act of getting one's dick blown while watching an M. Night Shyamalan film (director of The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village)
Marty couldn't enjoy the rest of the film because Sam and Vanessa were shamalamadingdonging so loudly next to him.
shamalamadingdong by theg0rd0n April 1, 2009

Shamalamadingdong 

This is yet another word used to describe that specific part on the male anatomy, the proper name being "penis" although it is rarely called that as there are endless slang words for it. This slang is usually used to describe this part in a humorous or comical sense. or used when the speaker is to immature to use the proper name. We all know what that's like, just think back to your Elementary School health classes.
GIRL 1: *slams bathroom door and runs out*
"Holy fuck, holy fuck! I just saw your brothers Shamalamadingdong! Does he not know how to lock a freaking door?
GIRL 2:*laughs hysterically*
"I guess not... so was it big?
*laughs hysterically again*
GIRL 1:*rolls eyes*
"You're disgusting... and yes actually it was...he wouldn't happen to have a girlfriend would he?
GIRL 2:"No"
GIRL 1:"Awesome!"
GIRL 2:"... he does happen to be gay though..."
Shamalamadingdong by Maliyah June 13, 2008

spammalamadingdong 

Loud boredom/excited exclamation, used when no one talks or when you are hyper.
<First guy> SPAMMALAMADINGDONG
<Second guy> Holy shit, NO
<First guy> orry, i drank some coffee :S
<Second guy> Yeah... Don't do that here man, made me jump off my chair.

Shamalamadingdong 

A horrendous shit that enunciates the word, while shitting.
OMG, I just heard you Shamalamadingdong!
Shamalamadingdong by ItsTracey July 10, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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